Reformists long for defeat

The Green Reformists are working behind the scenes to ensure that their party loses the forthcoming LG polls so that they could blame Ra-Blue and have a fresh campaign to oust him. “We must not make it obvious. Show that you are working wholeheartedly, but in between, you could have a go so that our supporters would be of two minds,” Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave told a closed-door meeting.

Outburst in Bell Party imminent

Another outburst is imminent in the Bell Party due to serious differences in opinions on how they should contest the LG polls. The party’s globetrotter V-Jee-Taa, the Hera is adamant that they should have an alliance with others but Till-Van says that they should stick to the Bell, come what may!

Calls galore from ‘obedient servants’

Sun Kind-Leader has been a busy man with the Greens’ election campaign. The incessant calls on his mobile phone are mostly from those in the Reformists’ camp. “They are glib talkers. Though they make a big hue and cry outside and play to the gallery, they are really obedient servants before our leader,” Kind-Leader told a confidant.

Wedding-Sam strengthens his mud web

Wedding Sam is carrying on regardless with his usual mud-slinging campaign, which he has intensified with the LG polls round the corner. His con men and happy and gay scribes, have prepared a series of articles to be uploaded on his mud web in the coming weeks.