The gun

Lem told his friend ''I got fired from my job as a bank guard.'' Then Lem's friend said ''That's awful. What happened?'' ''Well a thief came into rob the bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it" Lem said.'' ''What did the thief do then?'' the friend asked. Lem said ''He took one more step so I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!''.Biz Jokes

Very Serious Law

There is one Very Serious Law Firm. All staff come to work at 6 a.m. and leave around 11 p.m.

Suddenly, one guy started his day at 9 a.m. and he left at 6 p.m. All the other guys at work exchanged funny looks.

He continued this for several days. Finally, the others couldn't stand it anymore and told him the rules.

He listened to them, kept quiet for a while and then said: Excuse me guys, I am on vacation.

Powerful message

There was a young man who wanted to become a "great" writer. When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, where people will react to them with true feeling and will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!". Later on he got a job at Microsoft to write error messages!.