Ra-Blue teams up with Tiger proxies

Ra-Blue will not have to sweat and toil to bring bus-loads of people for Tuesday's May Day rally as Some-Panthan has undertaken the job. Knowing that the Green Reformists would boycott the event under his patronage, he has teamed up with Tiger proxies to hold the You-En-Pee rally in Jaffna. Pretty smart eh?

Ka-roo in 'suicidal' attempt

Ka-Roo Victory-Suriya was adamant that he does not need anybody's permission to attend the Premadasa commemoration as he is the chairman of the organising committee. But it will be 'suicidal' if Ka-roo fails to turn up at the Greens' Jaffna rally as Ra-Blue has granted permission to only Saa-jeet the Love-Slave and Doctor-Arachchi to skip the Jaffna rally.

Doc Jay Jay meets his waterloo

Doc Jay Jay, who was taken ill in London while returning home after tarnishing Sri Lanka's image during the UNHRC sessions, is now begging for State funds to meet his thumping hospital bill which is over 25,000 Sterling Pounds. Ra-Blue, in an SOS call, has pleaded with the Governing types to foot the bill. Should public funds be given to traitors?

More support for Love-Slave's rally

Ra-Blue's real strength in the Elephant Party would be exposed after May Day, Love-Slave told his confidants yesterday. Many district and regional party leaders have assured Love-Slave that they would attend the Premadasa commemoration, rather than Ra-Blue's Jaffna rally. Love-Slave has even offered transport facilities to many party organisers to get their supporters to Colombo.