Village-House thrives on contracts

Kind Village-House is making hay while the sun shines through Colombo’s city beautification contracts though the Greens often criticise such projects. When the media highlighted that Village-House had failed to meet the construction deadlines due to his limited staff, he said that he has nothing to do with it and that it was his son who handles them. But, surprisingly, he was seen walking along the city pavements and personally supervising the work.

Ra-Blue takes on Love-Slave

Ra-Blue made maximum use of the Speaker’s biography launch to have a dig at Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave. He told a packed house which included the Prez and many VVIPs, that anybody aspiring to lead a political party should first and foremost cultivate the habit of patience. An irate Love-Slave who occupied a backbench at the event, chose to ignore it.

Kind-Siri on crossovers

Kind-Siri has questioned the accuracy of the rumour that Sun Kind-Leader is trying to emulate him and contest the Western PC polls from the governing types to become the minister that is chief. But he was told that Kind-Leader would never be entertained, even if he pays out of his pocket. Thereupon, Kind-Siri whispered as to whether Raw-See, the ageing beauty, would do likewise. The boss said a firm no but added, “Unless you want her”.

Disgruntled Greens talk to Lull-Kanth

Three disgruntled Green Em Pees are working behind the scenes to form a new political party which they claim to be an alliance of crestfallen You-En-Piers and Opposition political parties. They held a secret meeting with Lull-Kanth who is to contest the Bell Boys’ chief ministerial candidate for the Western PC.