Sa-Rock knocks out Wedding Sam

Two members of Ra-Blue's happy and gay team clashed for the Greens' district leadership in Matara. Sa-Rock, the leader's blue-eyed boy, has got the nod to take over the leadership from Wedding Sam. Ra-Blue, in a diplomatic move, had told Sam that he has a bigger role to pay as the Green media wing chief and that he would be included in the national list.

Ra-Blue gets survey tampered

An internal survey by the You-En-Pee has revealed that Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave is the most popular leader of the party and Ka-roo, the most unpopular. Ra-Blue, on hearing the news from his media expert who was the chairing man at Rupavahini during 2001-2004, asked Dhammi-car, the Ganga to alter the findings and push Love-Slave to the second slot.

Bell Boys admit murders

Anura Prince has eventually admitted that the Bell Boys had committed thousands of murders during the terror they had unleashed in 1988/89. Tendering an apology at a London meeting, the chief Bell Boy had said that it was a grave mistake that they had to kill so many political opponents and that they had already been penalised for those sins.

Retired Big Lady's offer

The Retired Big Lady is perturbed that the Opposition parties are at loggerheads in finding a common candidate for the next Prez polls. She had instructed Anura Prince to cook up a story, saying that several Governing party types and You-En-Pee Em Pees are having discussions with them to keep those parties in suspense. She had even offered to contest if the bhikkhu in Maduluwa was not willing to take up the challenge.