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DateLine Sunday, 16 March 2008

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One on one meeting

Ra-Blue and Atta-Leader had a one-on-one meeting behind closed doors to iron out differences. Atta-Leader told Ra-Blue to be more vigilant of his confidants and henchmen who unnecessarily praise the leader to be in Ra-Blue's good books.


Collar for protection

Atta-Leader, suffering from a stiff neck, came with a collar on for the Green's meeting in Horana.

When Kalu-Fat's district leader Sarath asked what's amiss, Atta-Leader said he wore a collar these days to protect his neck from Ra-Blue's henchmen.


Big mistake

Es Bee has severely criticised the Elephant Party decision to boycott the Batti elections. He criticised the leadership, saying that the party made a big mistake by deciding to boycott the pool, which is a positive sign to restore democracy in the area.


Big lady bats

The Big Lady cannot spend her retirement in a dignified manner. Crazy for power, the shameless Retired Big Lady attended the committee meeting of the Hand Party at the TT Palace. She objected to two proposals presented and abstained from voting.


Milk-Fall's mission

Lucky Milk-Fall has been entrusted with a special mission - to spot those who speak against their leader either in private or in public. Milk-Fall has given a sub contract to three backbenchers to do some spy work against Atta-Leader's camp.


Sam eyes Bell boys

Having failed in all his attempts to topple the G-ment with his happy and gay right Royal leader, Wedding Sam now wants to concentrate on the Bell Boys. Together with a notorious and misleading editor, Wedding Sam has embarked on a special mission to win the Bell Boys.

 

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