Home threats

MR called newspaper publishers and editors for a meeting at the TT Palace. When he inquired from editors whether they had received any threats, a chief of a national Sinhala daily said he does not have any threats from the G-ment, forces or anyone else but only from the 'one' at home.

Hand-pattu fires

Doc Hand-pattu severely criticised Saa-Jeet, the love Slave's conduct during a top level Elephant Party meeting. Hand-Pattu said Saa-Jeet campaigns in a selfish manner and does not believe in team work, though the ex Prez' son is the district leader. Saa-jeet was not present at the meeting headed by the party leader.

Less power

Another 'reformist' group has emerged within the Elephant Party. Unlike the previous group, they won't join the G-ment but would lead an internal campaign to make their party real democratic. Their main aim is to trim extensive powers currently enjoyed by the party leader.

Ageing beauty

Row-See, the ageing beauty was scared to be alone in her own vehicle at the Elephant Party's hooting campaign that created traffic congestion at Bamba. Hence, she jumped to the vehicle in front driven by Chan-Draa-nee the Banda. But at the end, both ate humble pie.

Crocodile tears

Ra-Blue is now shedding crocodile tears for pressmen. But it was the same leader who sent protesters to attack his uncle's publishing house of 'our times' a few months ago after its Sinhala newspaper said rice is available at Rs. 60 due to G-ment's efforts.

On the mat

Lucky Milk-Fall will soon be on the mat as initial investigations have revealed that he had abused power when he was on the plantations. Several raw deals, under which millions of rupees of state property were abused during his time, would soon be exposed. Beware!