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The Bell Boys were greatly perturbed when their human smuggling racket came to light with Em Pee Coconut-villages-pola getting caught red-handed in Japan. The red politburo discussed the matter at length and decided to pay 'compensation' to the 'brother on duty' and asked Coconut-villages-pola to step down so that they could cover up and protect the party's image.

Elephant symbol

Ra-Blue has turned to Wedding Sam to remain as the leader. The right Royal buddies with happy and gay memories decided to focus on the National Sabha so that the Greens would forget the leadership crisis. Ra-Blue even volunteered to give up the elephant symbol but Lucky the Lieutenant-Gem strongly opposed the new move.

Milk-Fall isolated

Lucky Milk-Fall was furious due to lack of support from the party leadership. Though Ra-Blue entrusted him to organise a protest campaign in Polonnaruwa during PC polls, there wasn't even a single party supporter from the area as Ra-Blue strategically blocked everything to discredit Milk-Fall, who ultimately hired men from Kandy.

Saa-jeet marked

Ra-Blue is making a serious study of people who could pose a threat to his leadership. The intelligence of the Lane that is Fifth has identified Saa-jeet - the love Slave, Tree-Man, Es Bee and Johnny Boy who could pose a threat. Above all, Ra-blue is worried about the international funding that Saa-jeet gets and the social welfare projects he does in the South to boost his image.

Cricketing bout

Cricketers prefer the lucrative Indian Premier League but Captain Cool insists that they should honour the national commitment and tour England next summer. Match referee Big House asked the players to play in India and England which is not practical. Moratu Dulla has now been entrusted to resolve the matter.

Surprises galore

Five more greenish Em Pees are set to join the ruling types before the next Budget. They are playing for time to see whether the leadership battle would knock Ra-Blue off but since things looks gloomy in the Elephant Party, they want to support MR even without portfolios for the time being. More surprises in store in the coming weeks!

 

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