Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet!
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Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
The second one!
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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know it was sick!
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Teacher: Can you tell me where elephants are found?
Student: We don't have to find elephants; they're so big, they don't
get lost!
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What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
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Paul: I got 35 for maths and 25 for English, but I knocked them cold
in geography.
Burt: How much did you get for geography.
Paul: I got zero!
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What birds are found in Portugal?
Portu-geese!
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Teacher: Danny, can you name three famous poles?
Danny: North, south and tad!
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A man was discussing his exercise programme with his friend, “I used
to play baseball, basketball, tennis and chess, but I had to stop all
these after my son broke my playstation”.
A
student pilot training on a Cessna light aircraft addressed the control
tower.
Student pilot: Control tower, this is Cessna 12345, I’m a student
pilot and I have run out of fuel.
Control tower: Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to a gliding level. Do
you have the airfield landing strip in sight?
Student pilot: Uh...control tower, I am on the south ramp. I just
want to know where the fuel truck is.
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