What did the chewing gum
say to the shoe?
I am stuck on you.

What did one mountain say
to the other?
Let's meet in the valley.

What did one toilet say to
the other toilet?
You look a bit flushed.

What is the favourite game
of the cannibals?
Swallow the leader.

What do you call a
scared dinosaur?
A Nervous Rex.

Why are teddy bears
never hungry?
They are always stuffed.

Why is Dracula so
unpopular?
He is a pain in the neck.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah...that one does work...

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?