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Big Lady @ Indian kovil

Retired Big Lady was in India recently, praying at a famous kovil, imploring the Gods to give a hard time for Hand Party leaders and defence chiefs. Her religious observances cost the life of a cow whose blood was offered to fulfil the Retired Big Lady's lust for power.

Double standards

Two Elephant Party seniors and one of the leader's close confidants have cautioned Ra-Blue on the negative impact of the Green Leader's campaign to stop Jee Es Pee Plus concession from the Union that is European. Fearing that public anger would be roused, Ra-Blue made a statement - that he never lobbied to get Jee Es Pee Plus removed.

Champion Losers' Alliance

The Champion Losers' Alliance by bankrupt opposition politicians, would soon be formed under the 'dis-able' leadership of Ra-Blue. But many green stalwarts who were opposed to Wedding Sam's presence say that it would not augur well for the Elephant Party.

Bankrupt alliance

Wedding Sam rang Soome the One-sa, pleading with the Bell Boys to join the new alliance that they would form under Ra-Blue's leadership. "We cannot join an alliance of bankrupt politicians rejected by the masses," Soome said. "But you guys too have been rejected by the people," Sam retorted.

Sam's choice

Wedding Sam has told Ra-Blue that he would not contest at the next election that is general. Instead, he would seek a seat at the House of Diyawanna from the list that is national. Knowing that the political climate is not good for him in Matara, Wedding Sam has opted for a bonus seat.

Vaj's spy work

At least three Green provincial leaders from the South are planning to join the governing types after the election that is provincial. Fearing that the party would lose even the few Em Pees who would be elected, Ra-Blue has asked Vaj Abey to do some spy work.