Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?

Yes, but she doesn't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !

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Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did, I shook my head

Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you !

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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.

Pupil: You have my permission !

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In the park this morning I was

surrounded by Lions!

Lions !!, in the Park ?

Well, dandelions !

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How is business going ?

I'm looking for a new cashier.

But you only had a new one last week.

Yes, that's the one I'm looking for!

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Do you have any invisible ink ?

Certainly sir.

What colour ?

Teacher: Will you stop looking at the clock on the wall and pay attention.

Time will pass, but will you !

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I didn't do my homework because I lost my memory.

When did this start ?

When did what start !

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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Why did the child study in the

aeroplane ?

He wanted a higher education !

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Why was the broom late ?

It overswept !

Do you know the time ?

No, we haven't met yet !

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

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What runs but never walks ?

Water !

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How do you make milk shake ?

Give it a good scare !

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Did you hear about my brother who slept with his head under the pillow?

When he woke up, he discovered the fairies had taken all his teeth!