 Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON: No Miss, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog...
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher!
"Thatha, what is the difference between an attorney and a solicitor?"
"Well, the same, I believe as that of an alligator and a crocodile."
LOL
Mahasona was doing his usual terrestrial rounds was having a friendly
chat with a middle aged mortal.
"How many in your family?" asked the mortal
"Just two, me and my sister, a real haughty vixen. Why?"
"I married her!" said the mortal.
"I feel very sorry for you - must vanish before she sees me".
Missing Husband
A woman went to the police station to file a report for her missing
husband:
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height?
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Woman: Not slim... can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing?
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ???
Woman: Yes, my Labrador dog Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height
30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb
nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded
with blue balls, he likes non-vegetarian food, we eat together, we jog
together.
The woman started crying.
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!! |
