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Party or country?

Sandle-Netti said that the Bell Boys must offer unconditional support to defeat Darusman's Report. However, an irate Soo-me the One-sa objected saying that this would only help the governing types to consolidate themselves. "That is wrong, we must put the country before the party in this hour," Sandle-Netti countered.

Move to isolate Sa-Jeet?

Why are the Greens holding its May Day rally in the morning in the hilly town of Bandarawela? According to insiders the main objective behind the morning's rally is to sabotage ex-Prez Love-Slave's death anniversary which is also scheduled this morning. Is this a move by Ra-Blue's loyalists to isolate Saa-Jeet?

Ai-En-Gee-Oh agents beware!

Certain Ai-En-Gee-Ohs here are working discreetly to set their game plan in motion after Darusman's controversial Report was 'exposed to direct sunlight' by Moon. The authorities are keeping a close tab on these sinister moves which aim at bringing Sri Lanka into disrepute. Ai-En-Gee-Oh agents watch out!

Closed-door meeting

Six Green seniors held a closed-door meeting with Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave last week. Realising that his chances of becoming the party leader are slim at this juncture, Love-Slave had told his 'reformists' to lie low until the opportune time. "That would never come," an infuriated Em Pee from Kurune-Rock said.

 

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