The imagination

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.”

“Well,” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

Repair service

When the office photocopies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.

The friendly technician after inspecting the equipment informed the manager that the machine was in need of a good clean.

He suggested that someone might try reading the operator’s manual and perform the job themselves, since it would cost $100.00, if he did the work.

Surprised by his candor, the office manager asks, “Does your boss know you are discouraging business?”

“Actually, my boss demands we explain this to all our customers”. “After people try first to fix things themselves, we end-up making much more money on repairs”.

Job application

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the former one, was “Why?” The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.” allthejokes