The Last Will

A lawyer was reading out the Will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the Will: 'To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million.'

The lawyer continued, 'To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million.' The lawyer concluded, 'And, to my cousin Ben, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my Will. Well you are wrong. Hi Ben!'

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Secret of success

'A very successful partner' in a big firm had a peculiar habit.

He would go to his desk everyday, open a locked drawer, look inside, lock the drawer again, and start his work. This continued for many days.

His subordinates knew that he hid the 'secret of his success' in the drawer, they waited for the opportunity.

Then, one day when the partner had gone out of the city, the juniors decided to make a break.

They broke into the drawer, breathlessly, and looked inside.

There was one small piece of paper inside - it said "Left is debit and right is credit."

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