Retired Big Lady embarrassed

Retired Big Lady did not have the foggiest notion that her pow-wow with Buddi-Car onboard a flight from Dubai to Colombo would leak to the media. She felt embarrassed after Soosthara Puncha leaked it to the media - how the Big Lady advised the Green Em Pee to consult her with their real leader to get advice to topple the governing types. She lost no time in sending a denial as a press release.

Kind-Kiri abandons battle

Kind-Siri endorsed what JRJ said decades ago - that one must find his own security. Hence Kind-Siri is keeping mum after being well and truly beaten in the Green's poll for organiser that is national. He had told his confidants that there is no meaning in the Reformists' battle against a smart leader such as Ra-Blue.

Stars discuss Mega votes

Raw-Sea, the Ageing Beauty told a wedding reception last week "My-Win and Kind-Siri polled a record number of preferential votes in their districts as the Star that is Mega coincided with the last election that is general. "Then what about you, you are no exception," Kind-Siri told his Green colleague. The Ageing Beauty responded with a smile.

Heads to roll in cricket team

Changes in the Sri Lanka cricket team in the leadership and coaching areas will come about prior to next month's tour Down Under. Shining Dill is to be axed. Discussions are under way to get the Hela that is Maa back in the saddle. Geoff who was intently watching his son playing for the Aussies will be given Mar(s)ching orders, paving the way for Dolphin coach Ford.