CB minor employees take on Hurr-Shah

The manner in which Hurr-Shah has been speaking about the economy made some economists at the Bank that is Central feel that he was a master of the subject. However, last week's disclosure that Hurr-Shah had failed his A/Ls pricked the balloon. A team of minor employees of the bank, who had secured good A/L results, are getting ready for a debate with Hurr-Shah, the O/L economic genius, bypassing the 400-odd economists at the bank.

Rocking time for Ra-Blue and Sa-Rock

While the true Green seniors are worried over the forthcoming elections that are for the provinces, Ra-Blue is keeping his cool and made yet another 'memorable' tour of Singapore and New Zealand with Sa-Rock, the Rat-Leader. The Green leader had a happy and gay time with his blue-eyed boy in a world of make believe, taking a break from all political headaches, mainly within the Elephant Party.

Saa-jeet closes his big mouth

Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave, had decided to throw his weight at the House of Diyawanna in the absence of his leader. He asked some awkward questions and did not respect the chair, thereby displaying his true breed. It was then that Speaking Cha-Flower's stern warning came. Fearing that he would be unceremoniously thrown out, Sa-jeet remained silent.

Survey discourages Bell Boys

Soo-me, the One-sa had instructed Lull-Kanth to conduct a popularity survey at grassroots level. Nevertheless, the results had been discouraging. He thereupon summoned his bureau that is polit and discussed a remedy. "People don't understand our politics and our political jargon, we have to indulge in simple politics, rather than cirticising the popular actions of the Government," Anura Prince said.