Unruffled MR keeps his cool

David's Camera of Britain, at a bilateral meeting with MR in London, regretted that the business forum that is wealthy-common had to be cancelled due to protests by Tiger sympathisers. However, an unruffled MR replied that the host need not worry as he was quite used to protests during his 42-year-old political career.

Greens' concocted economic theories

Ra-Blue's classmate Chaa-Ritha Rat-Garden has apparently turned out to be an economic pundit overnight and propounds his own theories through his newspaper column. Recently he quoted extensively from an article written by ex-banker Shoe-Kneel Victory-Gem to buttress his concocted stories. The Green's strategy to sling mud at the Governing types continues from Ha-She-Mm, Lucky Milk-Fall and O/L Hurr-Shah.

Double blame for Wedding Sam

Wedding Sam has again failed in his mission to use Fonny to boost the Elephant Party's image. Fonny had demanded the leadership in the event they form an alliance. But Ra-Blue has flatly turned down such requests. Poor Sam had to take the blame from both parties eventually.

Fonny spends Rs. 300m on media

Fonny says that he had spent exactly half of a staggering Rs. 600 million he received for the unsuccessful 2010 Prez election campaign for the media. "It is you people who were responsible for that", Fonny said turning to mediamen at a news conference. One wonders as to who the lucky media men were who shared the Rs. 300 million.