Major crisis in Tea-En-Ae

Several leaders of the Tea-En-Ae have threatened to quit as Some-Pun-Done is acting like a dictator when deciding on nominations for the council that is provincial for the East. A section of party seniors also regrets Some-Pun-Done's decision to let Muslims contest with the Governing types. A major split in the Tea-En-Ae is imminent before the polls.

Gem Ferdi spills the beans

Gem Ferdy, Wedding Sam's buddy who operated mud-slinging websites meekly surrendered last week and is now spilling the beans for survival. Following a meeting with higher ups, brokered by Mur-win, Ferdi has disclosed the names of foreign missions which are funding notorious websites which assassinate characters of public figures. More information will be uncovered soon.

Love-Slave, Sam clash at nomination board

Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave's ongoing battle with Wedding Sam over the latter's mud-slinging articles on the Green's deputy leader even went to the nomination board of the Elephant Party. Eventually, the referee Ra-Blue had to intervene and postpone the bout when the two Green EmPees were about to exchange blows.

Mis-Leading dirt dished out again

The Mis-Leading rag sheet that comes out on Sunday is attempting to target Gota again in a desperate bid to increase its fast-declining circulation. Its big woman Fedari-Car in jeans concocted a story to give 'some ammunition' for interested parties. One wonders who the INGO agents and foreign missions behind the lady in jeans are.