Ra-Blue shoots down Fonny's idea

Politically bankrupt Fonny, who is day dreaming of displacing Ra-Blue and become the Op Leader, is feeling diffident to reveal his ambitions in public. Fonny has declared that he would join the Elephant Party on three conditions. Astute Ra-Blue shot down the idea promptly saying that Fonny must pay Rs. 20 and get a membership card if he hopes to become a member of the You-En-Pee.

Love-Slave asked to prove claim

After Ra-Blue tightened the screws on a Woc Com mandate, Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave telephoned Fonny. "Shall we form an alliance? I will come with the You-En-Pee Reformists Wing," he said. Thereupon, Fonny said that Love-Slave must first and foremost prove that he has an absolute majority before talking about alliances.

Tough going for Bell Boys

Soo-me, the One-sa was greatly perturbed after an internal survey revealed that the Bell Boys would receive only around two percent of the votes at the forthcoming polls that are provincial. An irate Soo-me called the chief Bell Boys in Kegalle, Ratnapura, Anuradhapura and Trincomalee and quizzed them on the action taken. The district leaders said that they find it extremely difficult to convince people.

Nominations for Sam's boys

Wedding Sam has helped a few of his blue-eyed boys to get their names into the nomination lists. Ra-Blue had inquired about their backgrounds before giving them the green light following Wedding Sam's request. One wonders what Ra-Blue and Sam would do when they are defeated at the polls that are provincial.