Love-Slave washes dirty linen in public

Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave had a narrow shave as angry Elephant Party regional leaders from the Gem-City nearly assaulted him after washing dirty linen in public. Though the regional leaders organised a meeting to launch their Sabaragamuwa polls campaign by uniting the Green leaders, Love-Slave made a shameful appearance. Infuriated regional leaders took on Love-Slave at a subsequent dinner with their district candidates, where Love-Slave had to face a barrage of criticism.

'Hired team' to cheer Love-Slave

It seems that Love-Slave has still not learnt a lesson. He was almost assaulted at a party rally in Galigamuwa. Love-Slave is now in the habit of storming Ra-Blue's meetings, when the Green leader is about to speak. Insiders say that Love-Slave has his own 'hired team' to cheer him.

Kind-Siri's latest somersault

Kind-Siri could be the next Green EM Pee to have a political somersault. Despite repeated calls for the right signal to cross over, Governing seniors have instructed him to keep it on hold to make it sensational. Ra-Blue and Love-Slave have now realised that Kind-Siri is no longer loyal to either group.

Soo-me squanders party funds

Soo-me, the One-sa, has been accused of spending a staggering sum the Bell Party had received from their sympathisers in Japan. Some Jay-Vee-Pee seniors believe that Soo-me had squandered the money without informing their bureau that is polit. Soo-me's opponents in the party had demanded an internal investigation, but two seniors are backing the leader for better known reasons.