Green candidates in the wilderness

The Green candidates for the Sabaragamuwa PC polls are in the wilderness, clueless as to who their real leader is! Ra-Blue tells one thing and Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave another on the same day at an adjoining You-En-Pee rally. Then, Ka-Roo the Victory-Sun spins another while One-Shot boasts about Fonny.

Love-Slave, Kind Siri sing political songs

The Elephant Party, which has no worthwhile message to be taken to the masses, is conducting a series of musical shows, rather than political rallies for the forthcoming PC polls. One such rally turned into a mega star musical contest between Love-Slave and Kind-Siri who sang songs lustily. They sang 16 songs at a stretch at the so-called rally!

Unprecedented funding for Tea-En-Ae

The Tea-En-Ae has presented its separatist agenda at the Eastern polls to attract disgruntled Tiger supporters. As a result, there have been heavy inflows of foreign funds to Some-Bun-Done and his party seniors. To circumvent foreign currency regulations, the former Tiger-proxy party has used various channels to transmit the funds from the Diaspora on the promise that they would keep Prabha's dream alive!

Big Lady opens foul mouth

Retired Big Lady opened her foul mouth again, this time in an interview with a scribe from the Mother-Land. As usual, she came out with a load of piffle, with the intention of creating divisions among the Blue Party seniors. She also showed her lust for power by saying that she should have abolished the executive presidency during her tenure. "Why didn't she do it then?" a little bird whispered.