No political asylum for Fed-Ree-Car

Fed-Ree-Car, the ousted big scribe of the Mis-leading sheet on Sunday played her last trump card to discredit the governing types by projecting a dismal political picture. Nevertheless, the kangaroo mission in Colombo had turned down her application, seeking political asylum Down Under.

Three 'common' Oppositions

Three bankrupt Opposition politicians - Ra-Blue, Fonny and Hema-Prince are promoting their own camps to claim the title of a common opposition. Ra-Blue claims his common opposition alliance with Mah-Know Gun and Siri-Tung-Gaa Victory-Suriya while Fonny, Kind-Siri and Ka-Roo have a separate common opposition. Hema-Prince' the so-called common Opposition is with a prominent bhikkhu.

Walking for dollars

The Dons' trade union leader Nir-Flower has turned out to be a bank chairman overnight, thanks to the unprecedented foreign funding by those with vested interests. His trade union has now called for applications from striking lecturers to grant loans. Walking for millions of dollars? Not a bad idea eh!.

Anura-Prince crestfallen

Anura-Prince called a prominent leader in the Dons' union to ascertain the next course of action. However Anura-Prince was perturbed when he heard that the Dons were to have discussions with BR. "You should not let all the hard work go down the drain. We are there to support you", said Anura-Prince.