Karu begs for help

Ka-roo met his inner circle at his Colombo residence and begged for help to contest the next Prez election.

"This is my last chance in politics and you must do everything to assure my candidature," he told the meeting.

Big Lady offers conditional support

The Retired Big Lady had a secret meeting with Ka-roo in London last week. She had insisted that the Greens must refrain from fielding Ra-Blue as the Green leader would be no match for Em-R.

The Big Lady had assured her fullest support to Ka-roo on the condition that she be given a role to play under a future You-En-Pee regime.

The Retired Big Lady has been away from Sri Lanka on the instructions of her astrologers.

Anura Prince dreads to face Prez polls

The Bell Party is in total disarray as its new leader Anura Prince and Lull Kanth are heading in opposite directions.

Anura Prince is still daydreaming of a common candidate while his trade union stalwart is adamant that the Bell Boys should go solo to maintain their identity.

However, Anura Prince is of two minds to contest the Prez polls as it would expose his true colours.

Hah-Ring kept on hold

Hah-Ring is getting ready for a political somersault from Badulla.

But the governing types have kept it on hold, waiting for the opportune time, until their Prez polls campaign reaches a peak.

But Hah-Ring continues to feign loyalty to the Greens though he has no plans to contest the Uva polls as the You-En-Pee's candidate who is chief ministerial.