Wedding Sam yearns for arrest

Wedding Sam was ready for remand custody, hoping for huge political mileage he could secure through his friends in the West.

Having betrayed the country and the Security Forces again, Sam had told his friends that if he was arrested it will be a blessing in disguise to his political career.

Stalwarts protest to Ra-Blue

Several stalwarts in the Elephant Party have cautioned Ra-Blue over the damage Wedding Sam had inflicted on the party by betraying the Security Forces. The 'original' You-En-Peers said that the party would end up in the political dustbin if they accuse military intelligence officers. Ra-Blue promised to warn Sam and keep him in check.

Retired Big Lady opens her big mouth again

The Retired Big Lady opened her big foul mouth again by making unwarranted comments on the recent unfortunate incidents in Beruwala and Aluthgama.

Contrary to the exemplary retirement conduct of all former Prez, the Big Lady is unable keep her mouth shut as she is envious of the huge success and popularity her successor has gained. Hence, she opens her foul mouth to proffer 'expert advice' with malice. The masses, however, don't take her seriously.

Soo-me tries to settle verbal duel

Soo-me, the One-sa had to intervene to settle a verbal duel between Anura Prince and Lull-Kanth on the so-called common candidate for the next Prez polls. Lull-Kanth has accused the new Chief Bell Boy of going behind common candidates as he dreads to face elections. He said that Anura Prince should face the polls like their founder in 1982 or let another party senior to contest.