Big Lady told to keep away

The Retired Big Lady has been asked to curtail her appearances with Polonnaruwe Sira as that would do more damage. Even Sira himself had politely told his old madam to attend only certain events. But the Green reformists are encouraging the Big Lady to be present at all events of the common Op candidate as it could help them to beat Ra-Blue's candidate.

Green spies trail Atta-Leader

Ra-Blue has deployed his spies to monitor the movements of Atta-Leader who is getting ready for a political sommersault. The governing types are planning a tit for tat after Polonnaruwe Sira's exit. Atta-leader has been kept on hold till the campaign reaches its peak. He has been asked to keep mum until then, just like his counterpart did.

Big Lady's DNA test completed

The Retired Big Lady has threatened that she would let the governing types eat humble pie by defeating the Bud-Jet at the House of Diyawanna last Monday. She even went to the extent of saying that she won't be SWRD's daughter if she fails to do so. A slide which did the rounds on facebook said her DNA test was to be done on Monday evening, referring to the Bud-Jet vote. One wonders what the Big Lady would now say after the governing types had a thumping majority of 95 votes.

Milk-Fall reprimands Sira

Polonnaruwe Sira was visibly shaken after being severely reprimanded by Lucky Milk-Fall when the Op common candidate visited Kandy last week. "You need not tell me what to do. You were only a Grama Sevaka who survived because of poor farmers. I as a senior lawyer has always been on a sound footing," Milk-Fall warned Sira in Kandy.