Sand-amuna meets deep-low-mats

Notorious NGO kingpin Sand-amuna, along with three others in the same business, met two deep-low-mats from the West two days before the motion to impeach was to be taken up at House of Diyawanna. Sand-amuna agreed to the demands of deep-low-mats, who pledged more funding.

Love-Slave to lie low

Ra-Blue will soon make sweeping changes in the Elephant Party, appointing more loyalists to key positions. Having sensed the imminent danger of losing the post of deputy leader, Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave has decided to lie low. "I am doing this only to retain my position, not because I approve of his leadership," Love-Slave had told a confidant.

Soo-me in aggressive mood

Soo-me, the One-sa was in an aggressive mood at the meeting that is polit bureau. He said that they could have marketed She-Raa-Knee's issue better. "This is the best chance to make our presence felt but you all failed to gain the maximum out of it," he told party seniors.

Backing of En-Gee-Oh goons

The Judge that is Chief is holding a series of meetings with En-Gree-Oh agents and a few deep-low-mats on the next move she should take. Two key Tiger cohorts have pledged lavish funding for the En-Gee-Oh goons who assured that they would get more participants for the demos.