Questions posed to Green leaders

A-Run said that it was a team of Green professionals who went on a fact-finding mission to Mattala and Magampura.

If so, why did they overlook Hurr-Shah, the Green economics guru? Was it due to A-Run's running battle with Hurr-Shah? Does the exclusion of Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave, for his 'home' operation mean that he is not a professional, despite holding an economics degree from the reputed London School of Economics?

Kind-Leader's secret role bared

Sirikotha sources disclosed that it was Sun Kind-Leader who had organised the Green Em Pees' tour to Hambantota to embarrass Love-Slave, claiming that the latter had not done anything worthwhile to highlight things in his own area.

But Kind-Leader, having organised everything, had pulled out of the tour at the eleventh hour citing health reasons.

Car-Beer's double games

Car-Beer Hah-Shee-Mh is minting money through an Afghanistan-based INGO he is working for under the pretext of Islamic solidarity.

The US-funded INGO is spending lavishly on Car-Beer to justify anti-Muslim actions and drone attacks in Afghanistan. Back home, Car-Beer acts like an innocent baby, claiming that he is promoting inter-religious amity.

Contrasting leaders

The leader of the country and the Opp leader celebrated the customary New Year in contrasting style.

As a true Sri Lankan, the Prez spent the New Year with his fellow villagers in his native Tangalle residence, observing all rituals while the Opp Leader did it American style with a piece of chocolate cake and champagne.