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DateLine Sunday, 25 November 2007

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Ra-Blue sacks astrologer

Ra-Blue has changed his main astrologer after losing the Bud-Jet vote. Earlier, the astrologer had said that Ra-Blue's stars will be strong after November 17 and would definitely become the Pee Em before the end of this month. The Prince of defeat!


Media freedom

Media freedom is at its best at Ra-Blue's bro's publishing house. On the pretext of introducing a computerised telephone system, they implemented a new mechanism to tap telephone conversations of the scribes. Beware V-victory boys, you stand before a mirror!


Poor Milk-Fall

Lucky Milk-Fall was really thrilled when he heard that Bogo-Village FM voted against Lahore. Milk-Fall thought he got a point to capitalise on. But his joy was short lived as the governing types quickly rectified the miscommunication and MR strongly backed Pakistan at the C-wealth.


Sam concedes defeat

Having failed to get a single of the 16 ruling type Em Pees they promised, Wedding Sam finally conceded defeat. Having failed to beat the G-ment at the Bud-Jet vote, Wedding Sam walked up to Cant-Sil to congratulate him for winning Monday's vote and on his appointment as an Em Pee.


V-Mal-V embarrassed

V-Mal-V was embarrassed when two Tamil Em Pees walked up to him to congratulate him after the Bell Boys voted against the Bud-Get. First it was Mano and then Shri Khan who thanked him for the 'cooperation' extended. But V-Mal-V told the Tiger proxy party that they have nothing to do with them.


Save the Sun

Sun Kind-Leader is set to face more problems over his fishy three million dollar transaction. Knowing that he would get trapped in style very soon, Kind-Leader had told a close buddy that he would even quit his leader if there is somebody who could save him.

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