Big Granny

The Retired Big Lady has become a grandmother. Her daughter Yaso and British S-I-L have a baby boy. One hopes at least now the Retired Big Lady would keep her big mouth shut and mind her own business as a responsible Grand Ma.

The Big Rajahs

The Big Rajahs, through their media organ which is never first, has undertaken a special Green contract against the G-ment. As part of the campaign, the Headless TV chief Ma-Know would turn an Aussie along with the Misleading Warm as they feel it would be advantageous to campaign as Australian citizens.

No bonus

Ma-Know, in the presence of his big boss Kill-Ee, met his staff at Headless TV and said that they are unable to pay a bonus for the New Year as business is bad due to the G-ment's policies. But the employees pointed out that their station gives away millions lavishly as cash prizes.

Myanmar tour

Ra-Blue kept his 'custom' of spending the Sinhala New Year abroad. This time he chose Myanmar for a happy and gay time. But it was killing two birds with one stone as he tried to gather negative news on Economist Bandu's rice deal. Unfortunately, Ra-Blue could not find anything fishy.

Kind-Leader admits

MR met Ra-Blue and many VVIPs at the Polls chief's son's wedding. When Ra-Blue said the Bell Boys are in disarray, Sun Kind-Leader jumped the gun and said it was they who were instrumental in creating a rift between the two One-sas. But MR said his wish is a strong Bell Party.

Master breaker

When MR was leaving the wedding reception, an onlooker who had followed the conversation closely, said there is nothing surprising. "He divided the country with the CFA. So it's no big deal for him to divide the Jay Vee Pee," he told MR, referring to Ra-Blue.