Paul, while working for 'meals-on-wheels', an organisation that delivers lunches to the elderly. Paul used to take his four-year-old daughter, Lois, with him on his afternoon rounds. Lois was puzzled by the various appliances of old age, particularly the walking sticks, triangular walkers and the wheelchairs. One day Paul found Lois staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As he prepared himself for the inevitable barrage of questions, Lois merely turned and whispered, `The tooth fairy is never going to believe this.'

Customer: Hi, this is Maureen.. I can't get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.....

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Tech support: Click on the `my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...

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Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

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Q: There are three houses; one is red one is blue and one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle and the blue house is to the right to the house in the middle where is the white house?

A: In Washington D.C.