Only between us:
A call from President O?
Aditha DISSANAYAKE in New York
Here I am back at my table at the bakery round the corner, working on
my laptop, checking emails and listening to the chatter of Rebecca
behind the counter.
"It was kaput yesterday, Diss, honey, all kaput" she says, to which I
make sympathetic sounds even though this is the first time I have heard
the word kaput. Yet, instinct tells me it must mean disaster because
usually only disasters befall Rebecca from the moment she opens the door
of her bakery at 5 in the morning till she closes it at 8 in the night.
Like most
New Yorkers she too is always angry over something or the
other. The trains are too slow, the coffee is too strong, the weather is
not cold enough etc. "There was an order for forty doughnuts yesterday
but before I could bake them something went wrong with the oven. Kaput.
I sent Leon to the bakery on Main street to buy forty doughnuts. Here I
am giving business to my rivals."
Kaput
Before she could move on to another "kaput" the phone rings. I sigh
with relief and return to my work. But not for long. It's hard to
concentrate when she exclaims "Hi! Obama! So great to hear from you!"
Did she say Obama? Is the President on the other side of the line? I am
all ears.
"That's good. I'd love it" continues Rebecca. I yearn to rush to her
side and try to listen to the voice coming from the receiver, but
pretend instead to be deeply absorbed in my work. "My place at eight. It
would be like in the old days. Leon and I would really love to see you."
Rebecca drones on in a voice I have never heard her use before.
Certainly not on her staff or her customers. And certainly not on me
even though she is the only person who has ever called me honey till
now. I wait impatiently for her to turn to me and explain what all that
was about, as she usually does, and find it infuriating when a customer
barges in demanding a tuna-salad sandwich.
"Are these chocolate macaroons fresh?" he asks Rebecca as he waits
for his sandwich.
"Of course they are." says Rebecca in mock anger. "They are straight
from the oven. Do you doubt my words?" "Yes." says the gentleman. "I do.
That is why I asked." He leaves with the sandwich, wisely not buying the
macaroons. Rebecca is right when she says they are straight from the
oven, what she does not say is that they had come straight from the oven
not today, but yesterday.
More customers arrive to keep Rebecca away from me and it's a good
half hour later that she tells me about the visitor coming to dinner
that night.
"Obama..." she says the name as though she is recalling the name of a
past lover. `We were in high school together. We went out for sometime.
Then he moved to Florida. But we kept in touch.' I do some mental
arithmetic. Rebecca seems to be only a few years younger than my grand
ma. President O is in his forties. How could they have been in high
school together? Rebecca moves a hand to her hair, adjusts a fallen
strand and probably seeing the doubtful look on my face says "I used to
be quite a gal those days". I quickly assure her she looks good even now
but my look of bafflement remains. Finally, unable to keep my curiosity
at bay for much longer I ask her in hushed tones. "Obama? Did you say
Obama? Is he coming to your house for a meal tonight?". Now it's she who
looks puzzled.
"Obama? I know no Obama." Then enlightenment dawns. She throws her
head back and guffaws. So loud is her laugh I feel some of the sugar
powder on the chocolate muffins might blow off. "Oh Diss, honey!" she
exclaims wiping the tears out of her eyes. "No wonder your eyes were
popping out of their sockets when I said he used to be my sweetheart.
He is called Opama. Not Obama. And for the world of me he has never
stood on a political platform. He drives a cab in Florida and has come
to NY to attend his niece's wedding".
I return sheepishly back to my table and to my emails, muttering "kapothi"
under my breath.
Kaput or "kapothi" I can just imagine what President Obama would say
if he got to know of this mix up. He would say as he almost always does
at his press conferences "I've spoken to leading scientists and
efficiency experts and unfortunately we are just going to have to deal
with this situation..." Now, wouldn't that have been great!
Next week, come walk with me under the cherry blossoms in Washington
D.C. |