Love-Slave opposes new office

Kind-Siri told Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave that the latter will have to dream on for years to stand a chance to shift to the Op. Leader's office that is to be refurbished soon. The sad news prompted Love-Slave to take undue mileage by declaring that the funds allocated for refurbishment should be spent on affected party supporters.

Germ-many envoy regrets

Germ-many envoy ate humble pie at Lanka-Germ-many friendship association that is parliamentary. Yeah-paa, the Priya-Vision told the deep-low-matic big wig that he had no business to meddle in internal affairs here and write letters on Katunayake incidents. On hearing the true picture, the Germ-many envoy said he now regrets his controversial conduct.

Buddi-Car skips You En Pee demo

"Doc Soo-Darshani asked why Buddi-Car, the Sootthara Puncha, skipped the You En Pee demo opposite the Maradana station and came to the House of Diyawanna, when the two Em Pees met in the VIP lift. "We have nothing to do with that as we are in the Saa-Jeet camp", Buddi-Car openly admitted the split in his party.

Ra-Blue's vehicle crashes

Ra-Blue's vehicle met with an accident when the Green Leader was returning to Colombo after a religious event in Mawanella. His Montero crashed in to the vehicle in front and the Defender providing security cover knocked on the rear of his vehicle. "He will soon meet his worst political accident too", Love-Slave, on hearing the incident, had told Gingelly-Tha.