Awards for INGO goons
Do scribes need awards from the INGO-funded Guild that is Editors? If
so, they will have to dance to the tune of No-Way and the Dish that is
Swee, thereby tarnishing the country’s image. It has now been proved
that a die-hard ex-employee of Soothing-Park’s NGO was among the four
Honorary Golden award recipients.
Love-Slave’s plan boomerangs
Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave’s plan to grab the Green leadership while
Ra-Blue is abroad seems to have boomeranged. Fearing that he too would
be blacklisted after getting trapped leg before wicket to a Love-Slave
yorker, Car-Roo fled to India on an unknown mission. Poor Love-Slave is
now collecting signatures for a petition to oust Ra-Blue.
Elephant Party split imminent
Car-Roo loyalists have now decided to act neutral without falling
prey to Love-Slave’s gimmicks. They would neither support Ra-Blue nor
Love-Slave in the Green leadership crisis. A senior Green
parliamentarian said that it is imminent that the Elephant Party would
split into three factions as Ra-Blue, Love-Slave and Car-Koo are eyeing
the top slot.
Soo-me under pressure after polls loss
Bee-Flower and Lull-Kanth are deeply perturbed over the poor response
for the Bell Party at the recent LG polls. They told a closed door
meeting that is politburo that Soo-me the One-Sa must take the blame for
the poor show by the Bell Boys. “We are not asking you to step down, but
you will be expelled if our vote base erodes further,” Bee-Flower said. |