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Awards for INGO goons

Do scribes need awards from the INGO-funded Guild that is Editors? If so, they will have to dance to the tune of No-Way and the Dish that is Swee, thereby tarnishing the country’s image. It has now been proved that a die-hard ex-employee of Soothing-Park’s NGO was among the four Honorary Golden award recipients.

Love-Slave’s plan boomerangs

Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave’s plan to grab the Green leadership while Ra-Blue is abroad seems to have boomeranged. Fearing that he too would be blacklisted after getting trapped leg before wicket to a Love-Slave yorker, Car-Roo fled to India on an unknown mission. Poor Love-Slave is now collecting signatures for a petition to oust Ra-Blue.

Elephant Party split imminent

Car-Roo loyalists have now decided to act neutral without falling prey to Love-Slave’s gimmicks. They would neither support Ra-Blue nor Love-Slave in the Green leadership crisis. A senior Green parliamentarian said that it is imminent that the Elephant Party would split into three factions as Ra-Blue, Love-Slave and Car-Koo are eyeing the top slot.

Soo-me under pressure after polls loss

Bee-Flower and Lull-Kanth are deeply perturbed over the poor response for the Bell Party at the recent LG polls. They told a closed door meeting that is politburo that Soo-me the One-Sa must take the blame for the poor show by the Bell Boys. “We are not asking you to step down, but you will be expelled if our vote base erodes further,” Bee-Flower said.

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