Kind-Siri and Buddi-Car in hot water

Kind-Siri and Buddi-Car are on a 'bad wicket'. Ra-Blue has told his confidants in the Green committee that is for discipline to show no mercy whatsoever to the two Em Pees who are facing serious charges. They could be expelled from the party soon, a little bird whispered.

Ra-Blue bides his time

The appointment of a deputy leader for the Elephant party seems to be never ending with Ra-Blue taking his own sweet time to keep Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave in suspense. Love-Slave, on the strict instructions of his funding agent Parking-Soothy continues to distribute cash though Ra-Blue had ordered him against it.

Bell Boys celebrate Valentine's Day

The Bell Boys in a desperate bid to brainwash youth and woo new membership decided to celebrate Valentine's Day. "What if anyone questions us about how we killed youth in 88/89?" Anura-Prince asked. "Don't worry, brother, none of today's undergraduates were born during that killing spree. Even most of you were not in the party," Soo-me, the One-sa said.

Foul language on players

Who was the official who stormed into the Lankan dressing room and used foul language on the players after the visitors lost the second Test inside three days at the MCG. But poor Cha-Ree-th has been now made a scapegoat. Over to New-Village-House for a full inquiry on the matter!