Sena-Lion loses his cool

Three leading Green Em Pees have demanded an apartment each if they are to abandon their campaigns against the Colombo Fort luxury apartments that are Krissy. When Flowery Wee spotlighted this at the House of Diyawanna, Sue-Jee the Sena-Lion was greatly perturbed. He lost his cool and launched a personal attack on Flowery Wee. Await next week for another Colombo 7 housing deal by Sena-Lion!

Bell Boys to get a new leader

Soo-me, the One-sa’s days as the leader of the Bell Party are numbered. Senior Bell Boys held an extensive discussion last week to find a new leader who could attract and inspire youth to increase their vote base. The names of a senior parliamentarian and the head of their youth wing had been proposed but Soo-me is reluctant to step down immediately.

Johnny takes Kind-Siri to task

Kind-Siri’s attempt to gain television mileage out of a question session at the House of Diyawanna was effectively shot down by Johnny Boy. When Kind-Siri attempted to play for the gallery, Johnny hit back saying: “You are talking to television cameras. Don’t try to be a TV hero or superstar. Give up your dirty habit of gaining cheap TV mileage,”

Some-Pun-Done and Parking-Soothy celebrate

Some-Pun-Done and Parking-Soothy have jointly hosted a party after the You-Es resolution against Sri Lanka was passed in Geneva. Joining in the lavish celebrations were the Tea-En-Ae Em Pees who went all the way to Geneva to sling mud at their motherland. Three Tea-En-Ae Em Pees have also collected cash grants from the Tiger cohorts for their appearance in Geneva.