Ra-Blue’s strategy to silence Love-Slave

Ra-Blue has drawn up a plan to fix Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave who is day-dreaming of becoming the Green leader. On the pretext of giving an opportunity to Saa-jeet, Ra-Blue plans to nominate the rebel Em Pee as the You-En-Pee’s chief ministerial candidate for the South. Ra-Blue knows only too well that Love-Slave cannot challenge the ruling party’s popularity in the South and that Love-Slave would suffer a humiliating defeat.

Big Lady’s political lesson at Hora-Galle

Wedding Sam took a group of Green Em Pees for a tea party at the Walawwa that is Hora-Galle after Thursday’s floral tribute at the Samadhi. The Retired Big Lady exploited her father’s commemoration for political advantage. She gave a political lesson to the Green Em Pees, Gem Wije, Ah-Run, Atta-leader, Ka-Roo and Wije-Slave.

Ka-Roo returns empty-handed

The Green leader summoned Ka-Roo to Cambridge Place last week after his party suffered a humiliating defeat at the PC polls. In the belief that Ra-Blue would reinstate him as deputy leader and give him more responsibility, an overjoyed Ka-Roo rushed to the Op Leader’s office in double quick time. But lo and behold, Ka-Roo only got a place in the Woc Com which is controlled by Ra-Blue’s loyalists. The Green leader is pretty smart eh!

Bell Boys hold postmortem

The Bell Boys held a heated politburo meeting last week to ascertain the reasons for their downfall at the PC polls. The senior Bell Boys tried to blame one another but Soo-me the One-sa chipped in to say that Fonny had robbed their vote base. Some frontliners took Anura Prince to task for accommodating Fonny and making him the common candidate at the 2010 Prez polls.