Talking Point: One minute manager

Who was the diplomat from a watch and chocolate kind of place, who wanted to breakdown the door of a guest who had arrived at a party minutes ago, and was answering a call of nature in the loo?

He was so uptight - he wanted a written invitation produced and alleged that the guest had walked past the receiving line. The guest had pleasantly said 'hi' to the beaming bunch, but perhaps our man wanted the invitee to bow and scrape -- but that's beside the point. Which guest will produce an invitation card to a bumbling security guard, who tried to bring down his door while answering a call of nature!

But the Francs million question is -- why was the dpl so uptight? Let's guess. Probably, he never relieves himself -- at least not in a toilet.