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AC judge shocks former Big Lady

A retired AC judge recently met former power greedy Big Lady when she was flown home to refresh her local politics. Still regretting for her inability to bat for full 12-year inning, the Big Lady had told the judge that she had to go home one year early.

The judge, a victim at the hands of the Big Lady for brining outsiders to the chairs supreme to the law, gave her a shocking reply. "Madam, you had to quit one year ahead of your turn due to a oath taking blunder, but I had to retire two years ahead losing my promotion to the chairs supreme to the law because of your parachutes invading the chairs,"

Astrologers, fortune tellers wanted

Kovils are crowded with VVIP guests with their tight security escorts while the MR is readying to shuffle his C-pack these days.

The guys from the House of Diyawanna are seeking regular appointments with astrologers, fortune tellers and even with exorcists to gain better ministies, prevent losing the existing luxuries and urging the divine forces to stop the MR not to curtail the prevailing ministries. The TT Palace keeps everything a secret, as the MR does not want the guys to throng around him and disturb his business until he picks the correct man to do the job.

UNP MPs in demand

Two Royal twins of the Ununited Party together with their biz tycoons decided to loose their purse strings offering lucrative numbers to prevent them doing acrobatics to win top chairs in the MR's new C-Pack.

However the large number of stalwarts has already confirmed their departure and one of them explaining the duo of the better prospects in the MR's new C-Pack appealed to the twins to give up the struggle and join them as the MR would consider places for the two in the new C-Pack.