Political bouncers

Ra-Blue is making another desperate attempt to hang on to the party leadership. At the ex-co, he had to face political bouncers from Johnny Boy and Kind-Siri while Ra-Blue’s blue-eyed boy Vaj Abey made a frantic attempt to shield the leader. Doc Jay Jay too seems to be sick of Ra-Blue’s losing formula.

Big conspiracy

A big conspiracy is being hatched behind the Green screen to oust Es Bee.

The leader’s plan is to make Es Bee the chief ministerial candidate for Sabaragamuwa and then isolate him and later put the blame on Es Bee for the defeat. A similar campaign is on to get Earl Gune for the North Central and humiliate him.

Ra-Blue’s favourites

Ra-Blue’s favourites for happy and gay times keeps changing and the latest choice is youthful Are-Killer, who displaced Kind-Siri. Though Vaj Abey continues to be a member of the club, Ra-Blue has already axed Sa-Rock Ratty. Unfortunately Ra-Blue has no access to My-Lick’s team now.

Soome pleads

Soome, the One-sa is making a desperate attempt to keep the house in order. The red crisis deepened when Lady Umma too departed the Bell Party last week. Soome is now sending message after message through Till-win, pleading for Umma to return. But she has flatly declined all offers.

Retired man

Several veteran Greens in the North Central have objected to the party leadership’s decision to field a retired Major General as the chief ministerial candidate. They have pointed out the risk of losing rural votes as the retired General has underestimated the roles of Security Forces and their battle against terrorism.

Real Tiger

Ma-Know makes a big hue and cry on disappearances and human rights. But his raw deals were exposed when a hardcore Tiger was arrested with five others. The LTTEer had been working at Ma-Know’s office, getting all the ‘protection’ he needs for terror acts. Who’s the real terrorist?