Lavish funding for En-Gee-Ohhs

Certain European countries and En-Gee-Ohhs which are dreaming of a regime change here to have a puppet leader who would dance to their tunes, have pumped a staggering one billion rupees for three En-Gee-Ohh agents here - Alternative Parking-Soothy, Peaceman Jee-Hung and Transparent Sand-Amuna since 2008. The trio had swallowed Rs. 273.31 million, Rs. 171.23 million and Rs 174.79 from identified channels while a further Rs. 400 million in foreign currency was divided among the three.

Ra-Blue eats his own words

Ra-Blue felt he could get some mileage out of the Cup that is World and pleaded with his supporters to send SMSs to support the two cricketers. But lo and behold Ra-Blue forgot the fact that he himself spread a rumour of a plan to arrest Sri Lankan spin hero Murali during the 2007 World Cup.

Love-Slave's different strokes

Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave is employing different tactics to become the Green leader and the latest such attempt was at a rally in Matale when he got a die-hard bhikkhu supporter of his ex-Prez father to emerge from the crowds. The bhikkhu held Love-Slave's hand and delivered an anusasana in a well-organised drama.

Memories of 1989-93 Green thuggery

Love-Slave continues to play his dirty Keselwatte politics which brings back frightful memories of the 1989-93 era. He even organised his supporters to hoot at Ra-Blue. Can someone like this aspire to be the next Green leader? "The present leader is a thousands times better," Rookey Karoo said.