Shorter hours

"I hear the boys are gonna strike," one worker at a factory told another. "What for?", asked the friend. "Shorter hours." He replied. "Good. I always did think 60 minutes was too long for an hour", the other worker said.

Life after death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the clerk replied. "That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you", boss added.

Yes or No

Following a miserable year, the CEO of a company called all the Project Managers for a performance review meeting. After giving them a piece of his mind, he asked each Manager to present his/her case. One of the Managers gave a long winding speech of excuses on his Project performance over which the CEO got irritated and yelled "Just tell me yes or no. The Manager relaxingly said "Yes or No" and sat down.

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