Ra-Blue's request ignored

Ra-Blue was disillusioned that his weekend holiday plans in Nuwara Eliaya with his happy and gay friends would go for a six if Doc Jay Jay's funeral was held today. He therefore asked the organisers to postpone it until Monday and the family members agreed. But when the real motive of his request came to light, the family decided to stick to the original plan, ignoring Ra-Blue's request.

Atta-leader's Green fortune

Remember the former foreign angel of JR's regime? A nephew of ACS, the Hah-mid had requested the chief organiser's post of the Greens for the Akurana electorate. When he approached Atta-leader, the Green secretary that is general had given him an expensive option - a payment of Rs. 2.5 million! It has now been disclosed that Atta-leader had taken several such bribes to offer organiser posts without Ra-Blue's knowledge.

Lull-Kanth, the laughing stock

Lull-Kanth has become the laughing stock, even among his 'Red brothers' after his failed one-day general strike. Even his fellow politburo members were seen casting unfriendly remarks at Lull-Kanth who now claims that it was only a token strike conducted at a few selected workplaces. Nevertheless, Till-Van has advised him not to organise any strikes in the near future as it only puts the Government in an advantageous position.

Love-Slave in another sinister move

Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave is working behind closed doors, getting ready for yet another move to oust Ra-Blue. He is now collecting signatures from Green Em Pees, PC members and organisers over Ra-Blue's statement undermining the efforts of kings Dhatusena, Mahasen and Perakum.