I-En-Gee-Oh funds for Retired Big Lady

Retired Big Lady has secured a massive grant from an I-En-Gee-Oh for an assignment on religious reconciliation.

It was a timely move by the Europe-based I-En-Gee-Oh which is being funded by the Tiger rump to project a gloomy picture about Sri Lanka on the eve of the Geneva vote. Dancing to the I-En-Gee-Oh tune is nothing new for the Big Lady.

Ra-Blue's gang caught napping

Ra-Blue held a workshop for the Green seniors and PC polls candidates to expound his winning formula, claiming that the Elephant Party would be the governing types next year.

Unfortunately most green seniors, including his blue-eyed boys Ah-Killer and Vaj Abey, preferred to sleep, rather than listen to Ra-Blue's pipe dreams. Ka-Roo, Atta-Leader and Rey-nu too were among those who had a good snooze.

Fonny sees his true colours

Fonny was furious after his own survey had revealed that his democrats would not win more than two seats at the Southern and Western PCs.

It was Fonny who had suggested to hold their own survey, assuming that they would get a larger number of seasts, akin to his political fantasy at the 2010 Prez polls.

When the results were disclosed, an irate Fonny had blamed the youth, saying that the survey was inaccurate.

Senior Bell Boys in cold war

Anura Prince is spearheading a cold war by discouraging the senior Bell Boys from Lull Kanth's campaign in Colombo. Lull Kanth is conducting his own personal preferential vote campaign at the PC polls.

This angered Anura Prince, assuming that Lull Kanth's popularity would be a threat to him.