Christmas Jokes

Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
A. The Elfabet.

Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?
A: Minivans

.Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
A: Minnesoda.

Q: What is Claustrophobia?
A: The fear of Santa Claus.

Q: What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?
A: Snowflakes

.Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws.

Q: Where does the snowman hide his money?
A: In the snow bank