One Shot caught red-handed

One Shot played another role, not in a film but during a live political debate on television. In the guise of an ordinary caller, he changed his voice to sling mud at sporty New-Village-ge. But the sporty boss knew there was something fishy and went straight to the Mirihana police to lodge a complaint. One Shot was caught red-handed as he was foolish to use his own mobile phone for the purpose.

Masses reject Retired Big Lady

The Retired Big Lady addressed a rally on Tuesday at the Corner that is Hyde Park but there were only a few hundred people, mostly bystanders during the evening rush hours. An irate Big Lady then went to the Hilton for the day that is national for Emirates but barely anybody bothered to speak a word to her, adding more to the malicious lady's chagrin. Only a few Western diplomats who 'deals' with her, kept her company.

Briefcase full of dollars, euros

The Big Lady is ready to take all-as two Western missions have given her two briefcases of dollars and euros so that she would use that staggering sum of money to woo governing type Em Pees. But several leaders of the Opposition that is common have openly accused the Big Lady of not using that money to attract Em pees or in their election campaign but keeping it for her personal use.

Sira driven round the bend

Polonnaruwe Sira who bragged that he could get over 40 governing types to cross over is being humiliated by Wedding Sam, Saa-jeet the Love-Slave and Kind Village-ge. Although the trio has many personal differences, they have united in humiliating Sira over his inability to get Cabin Angles and Em Pees to support the Opposition that is joint. It won't be a surprise if Sira goes insane due to the onslaught by Green seniors, sans Ra-Blue.