Love-Slave on back foot defensive

Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave is on the defensive after his plans to support Fonny were shot down by Ra-Blue. No Green member would be permitted to attend Fonny's controversial meeting on Thursday. Even Love-Slave's fellow Reformists fear to utter a word as Ra-Blue is breathing fire on anyone who violates the Woc-Com ruling.

Bell Boys seek fresh slogan

Soo-me, the One-sa, looked dejected after the Dons ironed out their differences at a meeting with BR and gave up their 99-day trade union action and the Courts resumed functioning. "We can't hang on to them anymore! What is our next political slogan?" Lull-Kanth asked the chief Bell Boy. "Look for a fresh one", Soo-me told Lull-Kanth.

Fonny can't fool Soo-me again!

Anura Prince queried as to why the Bell Boys won't take part in Fonny's meeting on Thursday. "He is a big liar. He fooled us and became the common candidate in 2010 and robbed some of our votes. I will not let him grab even the little vote base we have at present," Soo-me told Anura Prince.

Flowery Wee's cricket forecast

Many forecasts had been made on the T20 final but barely anyone thought that Sri Lanka would lose the early control the hosts had so badly. However, Flowery Wee made the most accurate forecast among politicians saying that Gayle's 'winds' would end by the third over of the West Indies' innings.