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MR pocketed the best 18

Tea Maa-Has-Warren has given Ra-Blue tight at the Elephant Party Em Pees' meeting. He accused his leader and said Ra-Blue is responsible for losing 18 key Em Pees. "MR took our best 18 due to your inefficiency and weak leadership," the ship owner turned politician said.

Ra-Blue's public lavatory

Angered by Ma-Has-Warren's unexpected thunder, Ra-Blue said the Elephant Party is not a public lavatory that would enable members to quit and come back at their whim. But Ma-Has-Warren did not give up. "Then what about Ed Gune from Minuwangoda," he fired back.

The Cross that is Red

Two ultra modern mobile hospitals brought here by the Cross that is Red have gone missing just two weeks after clearing from Colombo harbour. These units, worth several millions, have been imported from Switzerland as donations from their International types. Don't be surprised if the two hospitals are discovered in the Wanni jungles!

Gajan Prince with terrorists

The Bell Party is planning a massive campaign against Gajan Pons who tried to justify recent Tiger air raids. Gajan boy's statement at the House of Diyawanna to boost terrorists' air capability created a tense situation last Thursday.

Cricketers meet MR

Sri Lanka cricketers met MR at TT Palace last week. MR commended their feat at WC and directed Central type governor to issue a coin. "It should be in a bat and a ball shape, but no squash ball," MR said. When the cricketers said they were at a disadvantage due to Gill's ploy, MR asked the cricketers not to find excuses but leave the matter for the world cricket lovers to decide.