Hurr-Shah's track record exposed

The original track record of Hurr-Shah, the self-appointed economic expert, has now come to light. Having failed the local Advanced Level exam, obtaining only two ordinary passes in Botany and Zoology at Royal, he had crept into the 2,031st ranked University in the You-Es. One wonders as to how many worse universities exist in the You-Es, apart from where he obtained his doctorate.

Big Lady ignored

The Retired Big Lady attended the Queen's Diamond Jubilee party at Westminster House. Barely anybody took any notice of her, not even her old Cabin-Net buddy Faw-See. After his pow-wow with the Retired Big Lady at the Norwegian party was exposed last week, Faw-See played safe by ignoring the Big Lady, who left the party after a few minutes.

Atta-leader gets lover's 'medication'

Chand-Dra-Knee of the Banda fame was worried as her sweetheart Atta-Leader was hospitalised for surgery. She kept monitoring his condition. Her partner in crime - Raw-See, the aging beauty, kept consoling Chand-Dra-Knee. Doctors said Atta-Leader was cured more by his lover's presence.

Soo-me turns down Lull-Kanth's offer

Lull-Kanth approached Soo-me, the One-sa, to open a dialogue with Fonny. Nevertheless, the chief Bell Boy responded furiously. "Why should we meet him, for what? Do you want to hand over this party to that man who is a capitalist," Soo-me said. Lull-Kanth's response was that he only wanted to resurrect the Bell Party.